Madlib AI
Performance Review

Alright, listen up, because this isn't some touchy-feely team-building exercise. This is your performance review, and your manager isn't holding back. Forget the participation trophies, we're talking Wall Street rules. Your manager? None other than Gordon Gekko himself. So, polish your shoes, sharpen your wit, and prepare to justify your existence. Give the man a few sentences about your performance this year – the kind that'll make him think twice before firing you – and let the discussion begin. Greed is good, but results are better. Now, go make some money... or at least sound like you did.